Courtesy of: Lillian
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids
It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42
Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000
Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42
Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000
Friday, October 3, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Your Smile for Today
'Aggghhhh! Someone dial 911, I'm being mauled by a troll!'
'Uh, cat? What cat?'
There's no explaining Love.
Peace
'Hi! Will you be my friends?!'
Mad Skills.....
The good thing about working here - If you need assistance smiling, there's always help!
Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay!
'Harlem Globetrotters here I come'
'Ahhh, the fresh, relaxing aroma of feet.......'
How to tell when its time to make your kids sleep in their own bed....
'I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up....'
Life is short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly!
Kiss slowly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..
And never regret anything that made you smile.
Courtesy of: Mom
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