- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
- Every Time someone asks you to do something, ask if they Want Fries with that.
- Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it “In".
- Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks once everyone has gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
- In The Memo Field of All Your Checks, Write”For Smuggling Diamonds".
- Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy".
- Don't use any punctuation.
- As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
- Order Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
- Sing Along At The Opera.
- Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
- Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
- Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because you’re not In the Mood.
- Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
- When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
- Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
- And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! It’s called ... therapy!
Courtesy of: Tracy Bolles
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