* The Highway Patrol Officers are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboys tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys.
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Courtesy of: Lillian
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