You totaled your car
And can't remember why.
Could it have been.
That whole case of Bud Dry?
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
So we're having you put to sleep.
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You are such a good friend
That if we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
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When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go, Would you like to take this knife out of my back.
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
Almost Lifelike!
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