Monday, June 11, 2007

Birthday



A husband was in big trouble when he forgot
his wife's birthday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better
be something in the driveway for me that
goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package
in the driveway. She opened it and
found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been
set for Saturday.

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