My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants.
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To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
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Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.
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It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
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I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.
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They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.
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Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it.
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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